How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives
- Publish Date: 2016-10-04
- Binding: Paperback
- Author: Zachary Auburn
The cats of America are under siege!Â
Long gone are the good old days when a catâs biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, âWhat is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?â and âWhat are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?â and especially âWhy does my cat need to use the internet? Canât he just play with yarn like cats used to do?â
Our countryâand our catsâstand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our catsâand Americaâgreat again!